January 2010
7 posts
“I Am Talking To You” by Aria. This is...
My brother Zach: (on the phone with my sister) Sorry, it's not my fault. I came out first.
Me: What are you talking about? I totally came out first.
Zach: (still talking on the phone) Well maybe I didn't. I thought I was the first one out.
Me: Dude, no. I was first, then you.
Zach: (hangs up) She says somebody left the front door open.
Me: Oh. I thought we were talking about coming out of Mom.
Consume Me (dheart mix)
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Text messages
Me: Concert tonight.
Aria Anaforian: Nice. Well you guys are going to do awesome. I know it.
Me: Nice. Better than last time would be good.
Aria: Haha what are you talking about? Last time was legendary.
Me: Then this will be life-changing.
Aria: Wow. Praise Him.
Me: Praise Him in the morning or the evening. Like bagel bites. Good anytime.
Fitting Rooms.
Went to PacSun today.
Have you ever shopped at a clothing store for young people? If you have, you know that most of their fitting rooms are under lock and key, supervised tightly by the oft clueless retail staff. Aside from being locked up, they’re also not very discreet. The door is usually one or two feet off the ground, and you can see over the top of it. Completely open ceiling, and you can...
