Water Cooler #1

Dustin: This Wiley album is reaaaallly good.

Asher: Don’t tell me.

Dustin: Don’t tell you it’s good? It actually sucks.

Asher: Thanks.

Dustin: No worries.

Asher: See, now when I listen to it, it’s gonna be amazing. Because I’m gonna expect it to suck.

Dustin: Such a brilliant way to life your life.

Asher: I don’t know if I’ll be able to listen to the whole thing. It’s 22 tracks.

Dustin: I see 14. Listen to this one: http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2012/jan/16/wiley-evolve-extinct-album-stream

He’s getting really good, and unique.

Asher: That’s the same thing, just shorter.

Dustin: Yes I know. Was that not your complaint? How do I please you?

Asher: Well, I can stop half way through. Giving me only part of it won’t change the amount of songs I’ll listen to.

Dustin: But now you know what all the non-deluxe tracks are.

Asher: It’s the first 14.

Dustin: Yeah, but you wouldn’t have known that.

Asher: Dustin…. It wouldn’t have mattered. I may not even get to 14.

Dustin: It matters to me, Asher. I thought you could respect that.

Asher: I can’t respect it because it has no basis on logic. It’s just you trying to be helpful again. And we know how that works out.

Dustin: Why do I leave a path of destruction everywhere I go?

Asher: I’m not sure. But I forgive you.

Dustin: Tell me it isn’t my fault.

Asher: I can’t lie.

Dustin: Have you ever seen Honey I Blew Up The Kid? Rick Moranis accidentally blows up his kid to like 300 feet tall, and the baby goes on to destroy entire towns. But the whole time he’s hurting people and destroying things, you can’t help but feel sorry for him.

Asher: But Dustin, that was the 90’s.