- My brother Zach: (on the phone with my sister) Sorry, it's not my fault. I came out first.
- Me: What are you talking about? I totally came out first.
- Zach: (still talking on the phone) Well maybe I didn't. I thought I was the first one out.
- Me: Dude, no. I was first, then you.
- Zach: (hangs up) She says somebody left the front door open.
- Me: Oh. I thought we were talking about coming out of Mom.
