Finally, a bible for your cat.
{The following is an excerpt from the LOLcat Bible, recently translated. An adaptation on the tempting of Jesus in the desert. Eat your heart out.}
Temptation Cat is Tempting
1 So Happy Cat taiked hisself 2 teh desert to hang with teh Basement Cat, so Basement Cat cud tri to pwn him 2 N he et no cheezburgrz or cookies, even, fr 40 dayz n nites, srsly!3 Den Basement Cat wuz der and sayd “O hai, if ur teh Ceiling Cat’s kitlin, makes cheezburgrz outta da rocks kthx.”
4 Happy Cat sayd “Cheezburgrz am not da best, Ceiling Cat’s mews am best,” even tho he rly laikd cheezburgrz, laik, srsly.
5 Basement Cat wuz nt pwned, an tuk Happy Cat to top of Fridgerader.6 An sayd, “if ur teh Ceiling Cat’s kitlin, jump off and birdcats will cach u, n make u all cumfy n stuff, kthx.”
7 Happy Cat sayd “not is cool 2 try 2 pwn Ceiling Cat”.
8 Basement Cat tuk Happy Cat in ur mounting, sittin on ur top, n showed Happy Cat ebry of roon in ebry of howse, srsly.9 N sayd, “All da base r belong 2 u if u lets me pwn u, kthx.”
10 But Happy Cat sayd, “Basement Cat, R U DUM? Ceiling Cat am mai BFF cuz he am teh 1337!”
11 Den Basement Cat wuz pwnd, n birdcats cam frm Ceiling Cat an gave Happy Cat all teh cheezburgrz an cookiez an brushded his hairs.
